lawyer and an engineer

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lawyer and an engineer

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:29 am

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said "I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned. The insurance company paid for everything".

"That is quite a coincidence" said the engineer "I am here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything".

The lawyer looked somewhat confused and asked
Spoiler:
"How do you start a flood?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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