Marriage guidance

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Marriage guidance

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:24 am

The wife and I went to see a marriage guidance Councillor today.

He asked if I knew what her favorite flower was.

I held her hand and looked lovingly into her eyes and replied, "I know this one,
Spoiler:
it's Self raising isn't it?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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