How it is

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A wife notices in the middle of the night that her husband isn't in bed. She goes downstairs to the kitchen and finds him sitting there with a tear going down his cheek and a black coffee in hand.

He looks deep in thought so she asks " What are you thinking about?"

He replies " remember when your father caught us getting it on in the car when we were 16 and he said I had to marry you or he'd send me to Jail for 20 years? "

"yes I remember " she said

He said

Spoiler:

" I would've gotten out today "