Scotsman in a bar

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Scotsman in a bar

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:03 am

A Scotsman is drinking in a bar in Canada when he notices the head of a large animal on the wall.

"Wa' kind of beastie is tha'?" he asks the barman.

"It's a moose." was the reply

"Christ,
Spoiler:
how big are the cats around here?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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