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Chippie

PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:10 am
by rebbonk
I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.

A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.'

I told him
Spoiler:
'I wish I had your will power.'