Fancy dress
Guy at fancy dress party gets asked, "What you come as?"
"A pirate," he says
"Call yourself a Pirate? Where are your Buccaneers?"
"A pirate," he says
"Call yourself a Pirate? Where are your Buccaneers?"
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