Can't wait?

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Can't wait?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:38 am

A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the governor - it's an emergency!" exclaimed the lawyer.

After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake him up.

"So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place" begged the attorney.

"Well, it's okay with me
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if it's okay with the funeral home" replied the governor.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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