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Gotta love pensioners

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:40 am
by rebbonk
An elderly pensioner couple were taking a stroll when a bird flies past and relieves himself on the woman's head.

"Yech!" cries the woman. "Quick get some toilet tissue!"

"What for?" the man asks.
Spoiler:
"He must be half-a-mile away by now".