Quick thinking

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Quick thinking

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:48 am

A married were couple sleeping when an intruder entered into their house.

The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"

"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.

The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."

The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?"

"My name's Phillip," he said,
Spoiler:
"but my friends call me Elizabeth."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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