Question and answer

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Question and answer

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 02, 2010 2:31 am

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."


"Excellent," he replies,
Spoiler:
"I won £50, so here's £25 - now F**k off"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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