Air traffic control (true)

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Air traffic control (true)

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:33 am

A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following...

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent):
Spoiler:
"Because you lost the bloody war"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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