Christmas present
"So what are you getting me for Christmas?" Asked the wife earlier. "At least give me a clue."
"Well you know how you're always complaining about some top or other having shrunk?" I replied. "Well you won't have that problem as much, with what I've ordered you from Currys."
"A better washer?"
"Well you know how you're always complaining about some top or other having shrunk?" I replied. "Well you won't have that problem as much, with what I've ordered you from Currys."
"A better washer?"
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