Christmas present

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Christmas present

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:12 am

"So what are you getting me for Christmas?" Asked the wife earlier. "At least give me a clue."

"Well you know how you're always complaining about some top or other having shrunk?" I replied. "Well you won't have that problem as much, with what I've ordered you from Currys."

"A better washer?"


Spoiler:
"A smaller fridge."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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