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Loo roll

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:30 am

"Have you noticed how Lidl's loo roll keeps getting smaller and smaller these days?" said my wife.


"No love," I replied,
Spoiler:
"Perhaps it's your arse that's getting bigger and bigger."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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