Need some time off

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Need some time off

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:10 am

I rang up work this morning..

"My wife passed away in the early hours." I told them. "I'm going to need some time off work."

"Oh dear, sorry for your loss." The receptionist said. "And of course, we understand. Take as much time off as you need."

"Thank you." I replied.
Spoiler:
"It'll be about eighteen years, providing I behave myself."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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