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Wanting a turkey

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:05 am
by rebbonk
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, madam,
Spoiler:
they're all dead.'