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Unfortunate?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:08 am
by rebbonk
My wife read through a letter she received in the post.

"Why am I so unfortunate?" she shrieked.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Last week I was diagnosed with dyslexia and now, according to this letter, I have tiny tits," she continued.

I said,
Spoiler:
"Tinnitus. You have tinnitus."