Unfortunate?
My wife read through a letter she received in the post.
"Why am I so unfortunate?" she shrieked.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Last week I was diagnosed with dyslexia and now, according to this letter, I have tiny tits," she continued.
I said,
"Why am I so unfortunate?" she shrieked.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Last week I was diagnosed with dyslexia and now, according to this letter, I have tiny tits," she continued.
I said,
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