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Loser

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:09 am
by rebbonk
"I can't understand how I keep losing," my brother complained, tearing up his latest betting slip. "I get all my tips from an expert."

"How do you know he's an expert?" I asked him.

"Duh!" he replied.
Spoiler:
"I doubt he'd own the betting shop if he wasn't."