Car sale

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Car sale

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 07, 2015 11:04 am

A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.

"There you go," she said.
Spoiler:
"I told you I would get him to reduce it. See you later, dad."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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