Oh I say!
I met a woman from from Essex in a club last night. We got on really well and she invited me back to her place.
We had a short chat, she opened a bottle of wine and we started kissing. One thing led to another and she suggested we take things upstairs.
It was at this point I realised she wasn't my type.
So I made some excuse
We had a short chat, she opened a bottle of wine and we started kissing. One thing led to another and she suggested we take things upstairs.
It was at this point I realised she wasn't my type.
So I made some excuse
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