Oh I say!

[rebbonk]

I met a woman from from Essex in a club last night. We got on really well and she invited me back to her place.

We had a short chat, she opened a bottle of wine and we started kissing. One thing led to another and she suggested we take things upstairs.

It was at this point I realised she wasn't my type.

So I made some excuse

Spoiler:

and got off at my stop.