McQuillan

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McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

"S'cuse me" said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothin', said the Irishman

Spoiler:

"My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"