Programmer
A woman asks her programmer husband to go shopping.
"Dear, please go to the corner store and buy a loaf of bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen."
"OK, hun."
20 minutes later the husband returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.
"Dear, why on earth did you buy so much bread?"
"Dear, please go to the corner store and buy a loaf of bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen."
"OK, hun."
20 minutes later the husband returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.
"Dear, why on earth did you buy so much bread?"
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