Senior moment

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Senior moment

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:26 am

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied "Just doing what you said, Doc ...'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said "I didn't say that. I said ...
Spoiler:
'You've got a heart murmur be careful.'"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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