Bad news
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:47 amA patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.
The doctor said "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live".
The patient asked "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied "Marry an accountant".
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"No" said the doctor
The doctor said "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live".
The patient asked "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied "Marry an accountant".
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"No" said the doctor
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