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Cinema treat

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:49 am
by rebbonk
I said to my wife, "I've bought 2 tickets for the cinema tonight."

"But what about the kids?" She asked.

I said, "I've ordered that baby sitter from number 76 to come round."

She said, "Is that the young, pretty, blonde one with the big boobs?"

"Yes," I replied.
Spoiler:
"Your sister is picking you up at 7."