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Ouch!

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:54 am
by rebbonk
A man approaches a woman in a nightclub.

'Can I have your number, sexy?' he asks kissing her hand.

'Have you got a pen?' she asks.

'Yes I do,' the man smiles.

'Well,' the woman replies,
Spoiler:
'you'd better get back before the farmer notices you're missing.'