Took the wife to dinner

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Took the wife to dinner

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:37 am

My wife and I went to dinner.

The waiter came over and said, "Are you ready to order?"

I said, "Yes. Can I have the lemon grilled salmon, please?"

She said, "Would you like anything on the side?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"Please! Not with my wife here."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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