Sandwich bar

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Sandwich bar

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:26 am

Paddy goes into a sandwich bar and says, "How much are the cheese rolls?"

He is told,"Two for £1."

Paddy says,"How much is one?"

"75p."

Paddy says,
Spoiler:
"I'll take the other one."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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