My place?
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:02 amI was in the bar when I started chatting to a midget.
"You seem like a nice and trustworthy person, fancy coming back to mine?" I asked.
"Looking for a good time, are you?" she said, smiling.
"No," I replied.
"You seem like a nice and trustworthy person, fancy coming back to mine?" I asked.
"Looking for a good time, are you?" she said, smiling.
"No," I replied.
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