Smaller bum?
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:02 am"I wish I had a smaller bum," my wife grumbled. "Do you wish I had a smaller bum?"
"Not at all," I told her.
"Aww, you're sweet," she gushed. "Is it because you love my bum the way it is?"
"Not really," I replied.
"Not at all," I told her.
"Aww, you're sweet," she gushed. "Is it because you love my bum the way it is?"
"Not really," I replied.
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