Tea?
I said to my wife, "I'll make the tea."
She said, "Jesus, that's a first!"
Four hours later I shouted from the kitchen, "Tea's ready."
She walked in mumbling, "About time too, I'm bloody starving."
I said,
She said, "Jesus, that's a first!"
Four hours later I shouted from the kitchen, "Tea's ready."
She walked in mumbling, "About time too, I'm bloody starving."
I said,
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