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Tea?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:57 am
by rebbonk
I said to my wife, "I'll make the tea."

She said, "Jesus, that's a first!"

Four hours later I shouted from the kitchen, "Tea's ready."

She walked in mumbling, "About time too, I'm bloody starving."

I said,
Spoiler:
"Do you want milk and sugar in yours?"