Painful

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Painful

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:23 am

My wife waddled into the house after lunch today.

"You'll never believe what happened to Mary from the café," she said. "She badly burned both her hands."

"Can't say I'm surprised," I told her.
Spoiler:
"Probably friction from rubbing them together when you walked in."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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