Missing
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:52 amA husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a skirt.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the registration number, make & colour of the car.
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333HP teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
.. and then the husband started crying.
Inspector: Don't worry sir,
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a skirt.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the registration number, make & colour of the car.
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333HP teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
.. and then the husband started crying.
Inspector: Don't worry sir,
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