Getting over a break-up

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Getting over a break-up

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:31 am

I had a terrible break up. My friends told me that if I want to get over my ex-girlfriend, I should get rid of anything that reminded me of her.

So what I did, is I took the pillows that smelled like her, and cut them up. Then, anything we bought together, I smashed into tiny pieces. After that, I ripped up all the pictures of her. Finally, I put it all in a pile in the middle of the living room and I set it on fire.

Spoiler:
Then I got the hell out of her apartment!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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