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The wife

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:21 am

My wife called me while I was at work.

"Honey, I'm getting contractions," she grunted. "I need you to drive to the hospital."

When I got there
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I called her back and said, "What do you want me to do now?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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