Can't have them!
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied.
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