Two patients

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Two patients

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:37 am

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor, after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 months to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled for 3 months from that date.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?
Spoiler:
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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