Sperm and steak (Bit suggestive)

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Sperm and steak (Bit suggestive)

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:00 am

I text my wife while she was at work today "sperm has as much protein as steak"

"Wow,really, ill have to try some after work ;-)" she replied.

5.15pm I heard her car pull up. I stripped naked and lay on sofa ready.

She walked through the door and pointing to the bag in her hand she said
Spoiler:
"I got the steak"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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