Talking in the pub
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:56 am"Get this" said a guy to his friends. "Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house".
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs.
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs.
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