Deathbed request

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Deathbed request

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:45 am

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.

'Give me one last request, dear,' he said.

'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.

'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'

'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.

With his last breath John said,
Spoiler:
'I do!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Deathbed request

Postby dutchman » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:56 pm

:funny: :lol:
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