Vampire bat

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Vampire bat

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:07 am

A Vampire Bat flew back to his cave with his face covered in blood.

"Wow", said the other bats, "where did you find all that blood, it looks fantastic!"

"I'll show you if you like?" said the bat.

They agreed and excited at the prospect of a huge feast, they followed him.

Over the fields they flew, across rivers and over the hills until eventually they reached a forest.

Deeper and deeper they followed him until he suddenly stopped.

"You see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes", said the other bats.

Spoiler:
"Well I didn't!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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