American tourist

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American tourist

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:04 am

On a train from London to Manchester, an American tourist was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes your above the rest of us. Look at me ... I'm me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"

The Englishman replied,
Spoiler:
"Very sporting of your mother."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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