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Drunk girl

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 9:19 am
by rebbonk
I met a drunk girl on the way home last night. So I went over to check that she was OK.

Anyway, we got talking and got on and I finally plucked up the courage to say to her: "You remind me of Cinderella."

"Awww! That's lovely! Is it because I look like a princess?" she slurred

"No" I replied
Spoiler:
"It's because you've lost one of your shoes."