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Moving to Texas

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 9:13 am
by rebbonk
At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.

After settling in, he met a neighbour who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is" the man replied. "When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed".

"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"

Spoiler:
"I was born here".