"What
time do you call this?" Yelled the wife, the second I walked through the door. "Where the hell have you been till this time? I thought I told you to be back for ten, you pathetic little man! TEN O'CLOCK! Can you not follow simple instructions?""I'm sorry love, it wasn't my fault." I interrupted. "I was just about to leave, but then a guy in the pub started a conversation about you."
"Oh yeah?" She sneered. "Who was that, then?"
"Dunno." I replied. "Just some bloke
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