"I haven't got a wife" I replied.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart".
"I don't have a sweetheart either" I said.
He told me "Well then, buy a couple of bunches
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by rebbonk » Fri May 15, 2015 9:05 am
I ran into a street vendor the other day and he said "Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir."
"I haven't got a wife" I replied.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart".
"I don't have a sweetheart either" I said.
He told me "Well then, buy a couple of bunches
"I haven't got a wife" I replied.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart".
"I don't have a sweetheart either" I said.
He told me "Well then, buy a couple of bunches
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