Into a bar...

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Into a bar...

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 06, 2015 8:57 am

A giraffe walks into a bar.

"Bloody hell," said the barman. "You're the first giraffe that's ever been in here."

"Not surprised," replied the giraffe.
Spoiler:
"That door frame's far too low."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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