Nervous...

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Nervous...

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 03, 2015 9:49 am

I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom.

I sprinkled some more over the bed. I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table. I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening ever.

I was quite nervous...

Now all I needed was the perfect way to
Spoiler:
introduce myself.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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