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Take me to the circus

PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:09 am
by rebbonk
My wife has been nagging me to take her out. "If you were half a man you'd take me to the circus in town," she told me.

"You daft bat," I replied, "if I were half a man
Spoiler:
I'd be in the bl**dy circus."